He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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