have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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