So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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