I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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