are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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