There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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