There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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