ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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