something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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