Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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