You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
