I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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