k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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