Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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