Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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