I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
