In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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