Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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