idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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