i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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