hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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