would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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