All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
This is my gift to your gina
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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