fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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