dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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