Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
