gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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