are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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