piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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