I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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