Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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