My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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