and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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