My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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