I have demons in me.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
