fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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