You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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