Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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