You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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