I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just cropdusted the office
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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