We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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