Will you blow on my dice?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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