what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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