hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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