Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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