oh god the rape fog is back!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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