Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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