I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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