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I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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