We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
third nipple confirmed
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
