Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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