so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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